Long-Distance Butt Slide
While barefooting, have the boat driver give you a gentle whip in one direction. Edge slightly away from the wake, and pull the handle in sharply as you sit on the water. Once on your rear, toss the handle toward the wake and keep your feet in the air. Edging out and sitting down on the water will cause you to accelerate. Try to keep all body parts other than your rear off the water to minimize drag and maximize the distance of the slide.